Jakob Fury
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| The real Jakob Fury! |
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| Character Information | |
| Clan: | Daeva • |
|---|---|
| Covenant: | Carthian • |
| City: | Adelaide |
| Player: | Brad Brereton |
| Storyteller: | |
Sire: Arlington Road
Bloodline: Zelani
Notable Traits: Smells like Peppermint, is always carrying around three white roses, smiling always talking. Constantly repeats his own name.
Titles: "Jakob Fury!"
Coteries/Societies:
Information Known by Kindred Society
Jakob Fury has only appeared once before the Carthian gathering in Melbourne this year, hosted by Britannia and other notable Carthians of Australia. Jakob made it his business to introduce himself to every Kindred he could, making sure everyone knew his name.
Jakob made quite an impression on many Australian Kindred, and was seen walking around with a handful of roses, handing them out to all of the attractive Daeva and Mekhet of the night, asking for dates.
Was recently refused Acknowledged status in Adelaide, it seems the sins of the sire are being placed upon the childe.
Jakob moves around the court with the attitude of a rockstar; unfortunately for Jakob, he isn't.
Sometimes Jakob speaks strangely of patterns and equations - these moments soon pass, though.
Terrorist? Idiot Savant? Rock Star? Mathematician? Douche? Killer?
No one is quite sure....
History
Born 1983.
Lineage
Grand Sire: Liberty Stone
Sire: Arlington
Known Childer
Known Grandchilder
None
Rumors
- Wants to become a rockstar.
- Is an idiot savant (or just an idiot?).
- Gained dates from four other Daeva in one night.
- Gained a date from the Seneschal of Melbourne, Karly Finch, the same night... maybe he mistook her for a Daeva?
- Was entranced by Phoenix while playing poker and lost the hand.
- Is Arlington's greatest Trick.
- Died sitting on a toilet eating a hamburger.
- Is really a fan of folk music.
- Is a peace gift to Jennifer Mackie from Arlington and is now secretly her sex slave.
- Was Kurt Cobain's back-up singer.
- Is saddened by not being Acknowledged in Adelaide.
- Has a theory that Kindred who don't have last names are either old or stupid.
- Has Holly Jenkins under his spell; she was seen on his arm recently.
- Seen to kiss Holly Jenkins on the cheek in public.
- Has a habit of latching onto pretty women, and not letting them go.
- Let go of Culebra's ghoul, Rose, in a hurry when Bentham stood up to him.
- Is dying to find out just what it is that Bentham hunts ...
- Jakob runs his own blog, Things I Did Last Night.
- Jakob secretly thinks the Prince of Melbourne is a total Stud Monkey.
- Jakob attends University and is studying Applied Mathematics.
- Has a crush on Kalika.
- Recently sent Karly Finch peppermint sprigs and yellow tulips.
- Karly gave him a posie of blue periwinkles, daffodils and sorrel in return.
- Has a crush on a newly embraced metal chick called Anaesthesia and it might go both ways
- Is the Grandchilde of Liberty Stone
- Gets to choose the activities the next time he and Anaesthesia meet up.
- Realised only recently that while one bullet doesn't really hurt, a whole lot of them bring you to a whole new world of agony
- Being taught how to do a Lazy Daisy by Vanessa.
- Has been Staked and Boxxed for Treason.
Opinions
- "He's energetic, I'll say that for him. Refreshingly polite, as well, if given to odd utterance on occasion. The questions remains, however, can he be directed? And will Prince Mackie grant him enough of a chance to find out?" - Lucinde De Béthune
- "Jakob - he's something, that's for sure. He has a way of making sure all eyes are on him; personally, I believe he's just white noise for whatever the Carthians are up to. Even though he's bold, brash and unconventional, perhaps he may have something of use for the Court, despite personal feelings." - Kalika Sun'Dori
- "Well, how's about the twenty-third of Never?" - Kalika Sun'Dori, in response to being asked out by Jakob yet again.
- "OMG. You're that Jakob Fury?!" - Jakob finds a new fan in Ronnie Sawyer
- "Jakob Fury, huh? Can't say I've heard of you, mate." - Craig Marchant on being introduced to the 'rockstar'
- "He bothers me. He does. Not like that. He's evil. Purest evil. Something in his eyes ... it's not all games." - Holly Jenkins
- "Little Brother be cool. A little eager, maybe, but fuck it. Give him time; he'll outgrow the baby-bat syndrome." - Discord
- "Good peoples, and on his way to finding the top. Shooting stars are hard to hold back." - James Enosch
- "Jakob? Jakob's an absolute sweetheart, and I adore him to bits. He's like an over-eager puppy, and such a refreshing change from the majority of Kindred. Sadly, I don't think the Adelaide court really appreciate him - and there'll be trouble if they hurt him." - Karly Finch
- "I guess the best way to describe him is like the buzzing of flies to me." - Alexander de Walle
- "He sounds like a tool, hell he probably is a tool but he is a Carthian Tool and that's what is important to me" - Adrian Montague of Perth
- "Man, he's a pain. he's too loud and in your face!" Alexia Dockland
- "Overbearing" ... "I reckon he'll be all right when he calms down and stops acting like the new kid at school who expects to be instantly popular." Nil
- "His ego is bigger than my mouth. When we walk into a room, everyone does what we say whether they like it or not." Tripual Bakualkun
- "Loud like the crickets in the March rains, Jakob bothers me greatly though his hate for the Invictus may save his soul. He's not one of the master race and really there was no reason for him to be preserved" Angelique Nott
- "I like hear he's like me like three years ago... I loved me back then!" Donny Rocket of the The Sanctified
- "Jakob Fury -- not even the crack of dawn is safe." Marlie Cailin
- "I love my Brother from another mother..." Emilio DelaRosa
- "Ask me again when he works out how to drive a decent handshake..." Lucas, of the Ordo Dracul
- " Jakob is a light in the darkness." Britannia
- "I will find out who was responsible for my cariad's Final Death - the one truly responsible, not the scapegoat - and I will repay them in kind." Karly Finch
Quotes
- "I'm gonna be a rockstar." - Jakob, to pretty well everyone he meets.
- "Jakob Fury!" - Jakob, to pretty well everyone he meets.
- "That shit's just Cronetarded[tm]." - Jakob, coining a phrase.
- "Careful, that shit's Cronetagious[tm]." - Jakob, another pearl.
- "Ohdearugly!" - to Lady Goodwood, the Herald of Perth.
- "What is it with Mekhet women being so beautiful and mysterious?" - upon learning that Karly Finch and Kalika Sun'Dori were both actually Mekhet, not Daeva.
- No, it's okay, you may touch me. I know some fans are shy." - Jakob, speaking to Levidicus Zas Fershun
- "Who the fuck are you?" "Jakob Fury!" "That's nice. Go the fuck in, dude." - Discord and Jakob Fury at the entrance to the Melbourne Carthian Gathering, 2008.
- "I've got a date with the Seneschal of Melbourne." "If you touch her, she'll cry rape, and then they'll kill you." - Jakob and Fenris Black
- "Get in the car Trip!" "Ok, but I'm driving!" "Yeah, sure fine dude." "Oh yeah, I can't drive." "WAHT?!" Tripual Bakualkun and Jakob, before Trip crashed the car.
- So whats the deal with your wanta be girlfriend groopy? - Anaesthesia
- "If you ain't careful man, sex can lead to sum terrible fings: herpes, squat rot, or even worse: sumfink called 'a relationship.'" - Price Coombes
- "Who the hell is this Jacob Fury guy everyone is talkin' about." Ryan Vasquez frustrated that it seems he was the only one who didn't know who Jakob was.
Inspiration
Song - Rock and Roll Nerd
Doesn't have a problem with drugs,
He just doesn't do them,
He's fine that his mates have tattoos,
But he reckons they'll rue them,
He likes going to pubs,
But he hates it when the music's too loud,
He tends not to go to rock concerts,
'Cause he can't stand the crowd,
And all he's ever wanted to be
Is a rock star on RAGE or MTV,
But he knows that it's not very likely,
Now that he's thirty he knows that...
He will always be
A rock'n'roll nerd
He'll keep writing songs the world will never hear,
And though the won't be heard
He'll keep on writing, oh yeah,
He'll keep on trying to get there,
But you see the problem is
He always thought he'd be a star,
But he learnt piano instead of guitar,
Which in the nineties didn't get you very far,
So while the other kids were learning Stairway
He was the piano to their forte,
But he was convinced one day
He'd rock their fucking arses,
Or be an icon for the disenfranchised masses,
Grow his hair long and rebel against the state,
But for now that'd have to wait,
'Cause he's running late for his morning classes.
And he will always be
A rock'n'roll nerd,
He'll keep playing gigs that no-one knows about,
And though it sounds absurd
He'll just keep playing, oh yeah,
But you see the problem is
There's not much depth in what he's singing,
He's a victim of his upper-middle class upbringing,
So he can't write about the 'hood, or bling-bling,
So he sits and imagines his girlfriend is dead
To try and find some angst in his middle class head,
But he's always fine at half past nine when he goes to bed,
He hasn't spent a single night in prison,
He has no issues with nutrition,
He has no drinking problem and no drug addiction
Unless you count the drugs they put in chicken,
Marijuana always tends to make him cough,
He doesn't look good with his t-shirt off,
And when he tries to act tough, you can tell he's tricking.
While his mates all stay out late,
Popping pills and havin fun,
He stays home and showers,
And gets a good eight hours,
He gets his thrills from his morning run,
While his mates all go on dates,
Taking speed and drinking cans of Beam,
He stays home and cooks,
And curls up with a book,
And the girl he's had since he was seventeen
'Cause he's never really been part of the scene,
While the other kids liked Gunners he liked Queen,
He's more into Beatles that the Stones,
He's more Stevie Wonder than Ramones,
He never owned a panel van,
He never shot a Sepultura fan,
He doesn't know the difference between metal and thrash,
He couldn't tell you nothing about Axl and Slash,
He likes Ben Folds and The Jackson Five,
He knows all the words to Stayin' Alive,
And although he wants to be all grungy and cool
He spent eleven years in a private school,
So it doesn't matter how hard he tries,
He cannot hide behind his rock'n'roll lies,
'Cause you've either got it or you don't,
Yeah, you'll either rock it or you won't,
You've either got it or you don't,
Yeah, you'll either rock it or you wont.
He knows that his music lacks depth
But it just can't be helped,
He has nothing interesting to say
So he writes about himself,
But he doesn't want to seem self-obsessed
So he writes in third person,
In an attempt to sound more rock'n'roll
But he knows it's not working,
And deep in his heart he knows
That he'll never be Jet, or Eskimo Joe,
And even if he was quite pretty
And wrote songs like Missy,
He knows that...
He will always be
A rock'n'roll nerd,
He'll keep writing songs the world will never hear,
And though they won't be heard
He'll just keep writing, oh yeah,
You can criticise him and he won't care,
'Cause he wants to rock, and he will never be deterred,
He'll always be a fucked-up little tryhard wannabe rock'n'roll nerd.
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OOC Information
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